THINGS I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SAY
- I thought I was really sick but it turned out it was just parasites...again
- Can you crawl up on the roof and throw me down the mangoes?
- I only reported 8 studies this month :(
- So-and-so is looking to study twice a week now, and I just don't know where I'm going to fit her in!
- I'm so sorry your pig died! (I really said this to a student; pigs are big money here! One piglet costs about $30 and a full-size farm pig costs about $150)
- I'm really craving beans for lunch
- The broom and mop have rubbed a blister on my fingers
- Hold on, I gotta wash the feathers off this egg before I can crack it
- It's the road past the volcano. No, the OTHER volcano
- I know it could save us money, but I'm NOT going to turn the refrigerator off at night
- Well poop! I'll just have to wash tomorrow because we've run out of water!
- Shelina, I woke up with a cockroach on my stomach
- Look at this perfectly good lime/orange/avocado I found in the gutter!
Ha ha! These are great! I've said a few of them myself. And by the way, we do turn off the refrigerator at night. :)
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Is it sad or funny that I've said some of those things and I'm not even a missionary?
ReplyDeleteWell, I frowned while I giggled when I read your message so maybe a little of both....
DeletePoor lil muffin!
ReplyDeleteEven I havent said some of those Shawn! Lol!
ReplyDeleteThe cockroach kills me...I would pass out from fear!
ReplyDeleteYeah, it was not the most relaxing way to wake up
DeleteDefinitely working my way through this list...though it's not only feathers we have to wash of our eggs! Ewww.
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OK, it's not only feathers we have to wash either, but I have the tendency to be slightly gross on this blog so I'm trying to clean it up. A little.
DeleteI can't believe you said the one about cockroach. So funny, I'm dying because it's so true!
ReplyDeleteWhat may not generally be known, is how you happened to be inside of a mosquito net at the time. Now that's one Houdini Cockroach if I ever saw one.
I know, right?! Well, you were witness to the fact I didn't know I could scream that loud or weasel my way across a netted bed so quickly in all my life.
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