Monday, February 18, 2013
CHEESE IS FROM THE DEVIL
*WARNING* Single complaints to follow....
So let me explain to you how Satan works.
Last week, we had our circuit assembly, and I, in true single sister fashion, did it all up and (if I don't say so myself) looked super cute. And then the men in my circuit, in true single brother fashion, completely ignored me. It shouldn't matter, but you know there's always that little buzz in my head as I get ready saying, "You never know who'll be there. THIS may be the assembly." And it's so maddening because then I just come back from the assembly feeling disappointed instead of upbuilt. Arrrrgggh!
The worst part about it all is what happened AFTER the assembly. As I exit my bus, I have to wait at the edge of the city for a second bus to take me home. On that corner is a cheese stand I frequent. The owner is a not-bad-looking Nica with blue eyes who's always very chatty and helps me catch my bus. Well, of course, as I'm feeling really down and depressed, what happens? He asks me out! And not in a creepy way....actually in a normal, dignified way. OF COURSE I said no, but it just made me so mad knowing that Satan is always out there just waiting for his chance. And the worst part? Now I can never go back to that cheese stand again...and I really liked his cheese :(